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Ya Know What I Don't Get?

Here's what I don't get - I don't get why some girls (and it's only some...but they're always girls) feel the need to insert themselves into the show by asking (and in many cases, they don't even ask) to come up on stage to... Read More »

Top Ten Things Heard In The DDS Van

10. "Where are we playing tonight?" 9. Paul snoring 8. "Anyone know where Ducky is?" 7. John snoring 6. "If Dave isn't here in 5 minutes we're leaving" 5. "Pull over I really gotta pee" 4. "It's been over 5 minutes...where... Read More »

Don't Panic...All Is Clear

Sorry for the no-show in the "journal-post department" last week...I was hunkered-down in my basement waiting-out the zombie apocalypse.  Imagine my embarrassment when I emerged only to discover that the cause of all the recent... Read More »

And We're Back...

Vacation is officially over...we're back in the saddle and ready for a long summer.  Two thirds of DDS spent the time off on the left coast (Ducky in LA and San Diego and Me and the Wife in San Francisco), Paul and Scott... Read More »

Vacation

Vacation vacation vacation vacation, vacation vacation.  Vacation, vacation vacation vacation vacation vacation...vacation.  Vacation vacation (vacation, vacation vacation vacation) vacation vacation.... Read More »

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Below is an optimistic entry from this past summer...feels like a long time ago now.  Let's review what has transpired since; Phillies were the best team in baseball all year but lose in the first round of the playoffs to a... Read More »

Drop Dead Average

There's an app you can get for your I-phone or I-pad called "Ugly Meter Pro".  It's gotten a lot of attention recently on The Howard Stern Show (in fact, I think it's now the #1 app out there) when the creator came in a couple... Read More »

On To Round 2

I think I'm still woozy from the Flyers/Penguins series.  I mean, in two of the six games the Flyers scored a touchdown and a two point conversion and, in another, the Pens put up a touchdown and a field goal!!  What the hell... Read More »

Stop Me If You've Heard This Before

This week we're going to revisit one of my favorite jokes (not sure why I like it so much...I just do) because I think it makes a very important point that needs to be made.  I know, I know...last time there was no point at all... Read More »

One Year Closer To Seeing If The Christians Are Right

Got a late start on this today...a man of my advanced age can only move but so fast after all.  Anyway, I hope everyone enjoyed their Easter or Passover as much as Me, Izzy Stradlin (Gun n' Roses guitarist), Steve Howe (Yes... Read More »

Birth And Resurrection

This is the last week of my 30's...I'm gonna be 40 next week.  It's a little weird I'll admit - I was at the back-end of 29 when I joined this band!! - but, overall...I'm not that phased by it.  I certainly don't feel like... Read More »

Deep Thoughts

If you love dolphins, it is likely that your heart is kind and your spirit is playful...you're a friend to all and the favorite of many...you feel mystically drawn to life's deepest mysteries...you move through the world with... Read More »